Friday, July 21, 2006

 

Danny Alexander: King of the PQ?

Just in case the constituents of Inverness, Nairn, Badenoch and Strathspey will sleep easy knowing the answer to this question:

Danny Alexander (Inverness, Nairn, Badenoch and Strathspey): To ask the Secretary of State for Defence, what estimate he has made of the number of people injured or killed in Iraq in the last 12 months for (a) wearing shorts, (b) wearing jeans, (c) wearing hair gels and similar products, (d) not wearing a hijab, (e) having a goatee beard, (f) wearing a necklace and (g) using a cell phone in public. (88540)


Now Squealer does not always agree with Jacky Straw , but when I look at questions like this, that cost the taxpayer a whack of cash...maybe the man has the point. Not only is the question totally unanwserable, but I wouldn't recommend that soldiers bang on the doors of Basra asking, 'the word on the street is you got a beef with hair gel? what about jeans?'. The most outrageous thing is that it was a named day question. Glad that goes to the top of the MOD's to do list.

My advice to Beaker is to get his researchers to ask difficult questions like, 'To ask the Prime Minister how many times I have not lied to my constituents.'



Beaker realized, only after severe burns, there was an easier way to remove hair gel

Comments:
"Danny Alexander (Inverness, Nairn, Badenoch and Strathspey): To ask the Secretary of State for Defence, what estimate he has made of the number of people injured or killed in Iraq in the last 12 months for (a) wearing shorts, (b) wearing jeans, (c) wearing hair gels and similar products, (d) not wearing a hijab, (e) having a goatee beard, (f) wearing a necklace and (g) using a cell phone in public. (88540)"

He forgot "(h) having ginger hair, (i) having pasty freckly skin, (j) lying continuously, (k) debating badly, (l) failing his Charles Hawtrey screen test."
 
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