FibDems

Nicol Stephen, otherwise known to the Scottish public as 'Nicol Who?' has been given a rap over the knuckles by civil servants for trying to float the idea of a new Forth crossing being given the green light in advance of May's elections.

Turns out there is no chance of it happening, but we all know why Nicol was so keen to try and announce it.

If Nicol was the man to break the news, the Fibs could use it on leaflets and claim it was all thanks to them.

Luckily the civil service are wise to their shenanigans.

Back to the drawing board Nicol.