Friday, June 09, 2006
Don't want to Crow about it...
But just to recap for Nicol's benefit:
(1) You have failed as a Minister and run some of the most incompetent departments.
(2) Only 7% of Scots think you will make a good First Minister.
(3) Your party may have won Dunfermline but the campaign was exposed as hypocritical, and the winner has disappeared as well as finding himself in a bit of trouble.
(4) Your voted flatlined in the Moray by-election from your 2005 result which you said was your base and collapsed from the poll you published.
(5) Out of 7 local government by-elections in Scotland your party have only won ONE!
(6) Your national leader is universally seen as a lame duck.
(7) In England your party's vote flatlined and even came behind Labour.
(8) Your party is dropping like a stone in UK opinion polls.
(9) Your party is up to its neck in financial scandal.
(10) Your party is well known for telling w-h-o-p-p-e-r-s.
Mike couldn't keep a straight face as he reported on the LibDems
Deathstar Scottish Parliament was now fully operational.